Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.

Features:

• Smells like Sunburns & Victory
• Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
• 100+ uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Made in the USA

Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

*Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.