Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
- Smells like Sunburns & Victory
- Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
- 100+ uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
- Made in the USA
Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!
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