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Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

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SKU:
TCL-1003-001
UPC:
860283002159
$12.99 $16.99
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Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002159

Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir

Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when nature is coaxing their cavern of soggy sea-snakes back to the wild? Simple. A savage Aqua Dump. With Turdcules’ Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion.

Features:

  • Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
  • Really smells like Satsuma, Mint & Cayenne Pepper
  • 100+ Uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Made in the USA

Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

*Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.