Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're...
Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful,...
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their...
Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Tennessee Hangover Toilet Elixir For Tennesseans, many of our defining moments involve friends, family, bonfires and enough whiskey to fuel an F-22. With Turdcules’ Tennessee Hangover...
Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps...
