Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're...
Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful,...
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their...
Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They...
Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps...
