Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

Features:

• Smells like Camping & Living Legends
• Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries
• 100+ uses per 2 fl oz bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Made in the USA

Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

*Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.