Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.
- Smells like Camping & Living Legends
- Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries
- 100+ uses per 2 fl oz bottle
- Made in the USA
Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!
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