Turdcules
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
$12.99
Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz
In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.
Features:
- Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
- Really smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum
- 100+ Uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
- SEPTIC-SAFE
- Made in the USA
Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!
*Disclaimer
These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.