Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir

Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

Features:

• Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
• Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
• 100+ Uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Made in the USA

Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

*Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.