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Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

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SKU:
TCL-1001-001
UPC:
860283002111
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Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002111

Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir

Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

Features:

  • Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
  • Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
  • 100+ Uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Made in the USA

Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

*Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by Health Canada or the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.