Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir
Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.
- Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
- Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
- 100+ Uses per 2 fl/oz bottle
- Made in the USA
Directions: Shake well. Give a few sprays in the bowl, then fire in the hole!
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