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Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria—everything from ‘most accurate’ to ‘unintentionally hilarious.’ It doesn’t matter if you’re a talented artist or not—absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cards–each with a different prompt to draw like ‘Bugs Bunny’, ‘A Bicycle’ or ‘Bert \u0026amp; Ernie’.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a pad of paper with 86 pages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox measures 5” x 2.8” tall x 3” deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for 2 to 8 players.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 5.05\" x 6.26\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51130510344494,"sku":"BOK-2040-001","price":36.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/7808\/4654\/files\/Drawing_From_Memory_Game.png?v=1759429753"},{"product_id":"debatable-game-set","title":"Debatable Game Set","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"d-flex flex-column align-items-center justify-content-lg-start align-items-lg-start ProductDescription_title__abSsA\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDebatable Game Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWin points for winning arguments. This social game by Brass Monkey includes 200 game cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues...like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. There's no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Includes 200 things to argue about...not like you needed the help, dad.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Are hot dogs sandwiches? Is cereal a soup? 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