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  • Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002111 Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Label

    Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

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    Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no...

  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002128 Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz Label

    Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

    $12.99 $16.99

    Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With...

  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002104 Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Label

    Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

    $12.99 $16.99

    Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin'...

  • Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz | 860283002173 Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz Label

    Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir 2 fl/oz

    $12.99 $16.99

    Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress...

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